Thursday, March 10, 2016

Order in the Court...more or less


"Waah! Everyone will see me naked. I'm so embarrassed.  I'll never be able to go out in public again. I'll never have any friends. I'll never be in love or be able to  have sex again. I'll never be able to brush my teeth again. Waah!"
"Mr. Forman, have you reached a decision?"
"We have, your honor. We award 55 million dollars to the plaintif for all her suffering. Poor thing."
"Hmm, anybody see my toothbrush?"