Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Whose Men's Room Is It Anyway?


        Recently, the LGBT-and-don't-forget-the-Q Community was outraged to learn that at least one state will require that boys use the boys bathroom and girls, well, girls never try to sneak into the boys bathroom. Not an issue.
        And no one was surprised when the usual suspects decided to join in the festivities.
        'Born in the New Jersey Highlands' and others canceled concerts because, well, ''there are more important things than making money'', especially when you have so much that you can no longer count it. 
       By the way, you think anyone thought to ask all those other folks who would have to lose a few paydays, you know, the ticket sellers, ticket takers, cleaners, ushers, chatchka sellers, etc. if they would agree to swap a couple of warm fuzzy feelings for...lunch?
        Remember what that Russian guy used to say,
        "If you want to make an omelet, you must be willing to break a few eggs." Too bad all those folks who are always getting their eggs broken almost never get that omelet.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Order in the Court...more or less


"Waah! Everyone will see me naked. I'm so embarrassed.  I'll never be able to go out in public again. I'll never have any friends. I'll never be in love or be able to  have sex again. I'll never be able to brush my teeth again. Waah!"
"Mr. Forman, have you reached a decision?"
"We have, your honor. We award 55 million dollars to the plaintif for all her suffering. Poor thing."
"Hmm, anybody see my toothbrush?"