Try casually mentioning that you think 'climate change' or 'global 
warming' is no big deal and you will be informed that 97% of 
climate scientists think it's a very big deal, is dangerous, and is going to 
destroy the planet if we don't do something about it right away and that you are 
a fool and should just go away and stick your head in the troposphere.
        Whew! Scary stuff but is that really what all those scientists 
believe? Really?
        Well, climate scientists do overwhelmingly agree that the planet 
has been in a warming trend for about the last 150 years but, so what? The 
Little Ice Age was a time of unusually cold temperatures which ended in 1850. 
Since then, the planet has been warming. Warm, cold, warm, cold...It's the way 
climate has naturally fluctuated since the Earth was formed billions of years 
ago. 
         The important question is whether this warming is dangerous and 
there is nowhere near 97% agreement on that, with scientific opinion being all 
over the map, unless, of course, you survey only the 'scientists' in 
Hollywood,
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         "Now, when you hear the loud crack, let's see those brows 
furrow. A glacier is coming apart because of global warming and climate change. 
We're talking the end of the world here, people. Furrow, furrow!"
         "You mean like they taught us in Actor's Studio?"
         "Exactly!"
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        Remember, movies are make believe. Playing a brilliant scientist 
isn't the same as actually being one although it pays a lot better.  
        Anyone remember the Galveston Hurricane of 1900? Category 4 hurricane, 
winds of 145 miles per hour. What was that all about? Pre-global warming? Pre-climate 
change. Pre-Al Gore are you listening?!
 
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