"I don't know. What do you want to do tonight, Marty?"
"I don't know. You want to have a protest?"
"But there's nothing I want."
"Well, maybe a pony would be nice."
Too many people with too much time on their hands? Just because you can write something on your face or your chest or your...whatever, or on a piece of cardboard and then make your three year old carry it around until he pees doesn't mean that you're becoming another Ernest Hemingburger.
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give him a magic marker and you've got a future Professor of English Lit....with tenure...on your hands."
You should have given him the fish. Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp?