Every year or two, someone from Planned Parenthood manages to get him or herself recorded saying something so vile and stupid that it even offends an occasional Democrat.
"You mean that if I say something here today, somebody somewhere else can hear it tomorrow or even the next day? Get away!"
What do they put in the arugula over there ('Arugalistas of the World Unite!)? or is it the Merlot?
Anyway, here's a suggestion,
In 1911, Standard Oil was broken up and everything worked out fine.
In 1985, it was the phone company's turn. (Remember the 'baby bells?') And again, no problem.
Why can't Planned Parenthood follow in their footsteps and spin off its abortion division? Apparently abortions only make up 3% of the care they give anyway.
They could still continue providing contraceptive services, cancer screening, treatment of sexually transmitted diseases, etc. How difficult would that be?
Then, if someone calls asking for abortion info, just have to say that we don't do that anymore but we can give you the phone number of a very reliable group that does. ("Yeah, you're right, they do look a lot like us.")